Christina has announced to the world that she and her husband are expecting their first baby.

But the suprising element here is that she does not want to carry her own baby, but develop it in a testtube as she has no intention to suffer from the side effects of being impregnated.

When asked how it felt to be

pregnant, Aguilera said, “I don’t know cuz I ain’t gettin’ fat and ugly and vomiting every dawn and havin’ stretch marks and eatin’ weird crap! We’s doin the tryout tubey surrogate thang. I found some skanky ho to carry that fo me soes I doesn’t has to lose my figger.”

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